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Napjerk: the sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off.
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The body of a huge green dead dragon is lying off to one side.
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Pedaeration, n.: The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, Snigle...
Pedaeration, n.: The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Be sudden. Be neat. Be unimpassioned. If you are serious about something, leave it out.
Keep your laws off my body!
Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking about is meeting Matlock.
Now you've met him, swiped his pills -- [reads label] "Take one every hour to prevent spastic heart convulsions" -- [An ambulance drives by with its siren blaring...