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NATHAN... Your PARENTS Were In A CARCRASH!! They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED They Had No CHAINSAWS.
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NATHAN... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!
They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED
They had no CHAINSAWS... They had no MONEY MACHINES...
They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS...
Nathan, I EMULATED them... but they were OFF-KEY...
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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