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• Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. -- Savielly Grigorievitch
• Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. TARTAKOWER
• Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
  -- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)...
• SMILEY d:-) baseball playe
• Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.
• SMILEY d:-( Baseball player on strike...
• A politician always abuses his own constituency and placates the opponent's. -- Bob Smith
• Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
  Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings....
• A person over age 65 who drinks says that his doctor recommends it. -- Bob Smith