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• The best time to consult a road map is earlier.
• Homer: Well, we'll have to organize a car pool. Hey!
  Every day will be like a road trip... with your dad....
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Road Sign: <--- Clinton - Prosperity --->
• A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
• It's one small step for <trip, stumble><*CRASH*>...Dammit!!!
• LamBORGini: The car that really assimilates the road!
• American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.
  Consequently, any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners....
• Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
  -- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...