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• Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh.
  That's why they were called wise men. All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying...
• Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh.
  That's why they were called "wise men." All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying...
• Low on thinking gas.
• I walked on toward Ploughwright, thinking about feces.
  What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
• I walked on toward Ploughwright, thinking about feces.
  What a lot we had found out about the prehistoric past from the study of fossilized dung of long-vanished animals....
• The egoist in the absolute sense is not the man who sacrifices others.
  He is the man who stands above the need of using others in any manner....
• High heels were invented by a women who had been kissed on the forehead.
• Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
  [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....