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• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
• Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
• STAGE HANDS do it behind the scene
• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Techies do it behind the scenes. (as in stage hands)
• Push button Rub hands together vigorously under air stream Wipe hands on pants.
  -- Written over faded instructions on electric hand drye...