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Never Eat Anything That Winks At You.
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Never eat anything that winks at you.
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Never eat anything with suction cups. -- "Alf
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never eat anything bigger than your head. -- Kliban's First Law of Dining
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
You never learned anything by doing it right.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
