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• Your species is self-destructive. -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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  Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family in Britain....
• Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield. Mrs. Parkfield
  Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family in Britain....
• Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
• A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
• Blessed is the healthy nature; it is the coherent, sweetly co-operative, not incoherent, self-distracting, self-destructive one!
  -- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) -- Sir Walter Scott, London and Westminster Review, 1838...
• Self-pity isn't something I'm proud of, but I have nothing to be proud of anyway. -- Dan Goodma
• You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it and swish them around a little.
  -- Guindo...