AND NOW, HERE IS THE NEWS FOR SMILEYS

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AND NOW, HERE IS THE NEWS FOR SMILEYS :-)
- Well known smiley personality Guy Smiley (see artist's impression,
above) of Sesame Street fame has been arrested on obscenities charges.
- A network committee will look into the recently high population growth of
smileys on Internet. They will in particular be looking at the high migration
of smileys into NetNews, and the alarming incidence of homeless smileys in
rec.humor.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.