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• You're okay," said Honeysuckle. "The dogs like you." -- Charles Bukowski, "How to Get Published
• It takes a lot to buzz a pro. -- Charles Bukowski
• Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with
  omething better than political opportunist slamming hate horseshit in the public park....
• The more crap you believe, the better off you are. -- Charles Bukowski
• Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt and go to bed early and never answer the telephone, no harm can befall you.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon. -- Anon.
• Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon.
• Nothing makes sense before noon.
• Why is the sun never overhead at noon?