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Never Go Into The Dungeon At Midnight.
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Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
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Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
Swimming is not allowed in this dungeon.
Never go with the odds.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism...
Carpe DM: Sieze the Dungeon Master.
It's not a dungeon--it's a fortified underground defense installation.
Leprechauns are the most skilled cutpurses in this dungeon.