Never go off on tangents, which are lines that intersect a
curve at only one point and were discovered by Euclid, who
lived in the sixth century, which was an era dominated by
the Goths, who lived in what we now know as Poland...
-- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
How many
software engineers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one
technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the
one who documented it, one light bulb librarian, a
sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want
to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at
which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,....
