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• Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
• Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
• Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
• Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
  -- Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb...
• Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
  You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it....