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Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
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Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never eat anything bigger than your head. -- Kliban's First Law of Dining
1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it. 2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit....
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.