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• Calif: Burn and Shake, add Water and Slide.
• God has no religion. -- Mahatma Gandhi
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• Sea water has the formula CH2O.
• Capitalism says you can win, Socialism says you can break even, and Religion says you can join another game.
• He who possesses art and science has religion; he who does not possess them, needs religion.
  -- Goethe...
• Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.
• Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin. -- Anatole France
• There is no religion when a man has a decent sailboard under him.