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Never Keep Shampoo In Its Original Container--it's Unsightly And Commercial. -- Jerry Zipki
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Never keep shampoo in its original container--it's unsightly and
commercial.
-- Jerry Zipkin
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Why give the person who has everything a box to keep it in when it already comes in its own container?
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
A person's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)...
Never trust anyone over thirty. -- Jerry Rubi
XEROX never does anything original.
Bill Clinton never inhaled. Jerry Brown never exhaled.
I wonder if anyone's ever started washing their hair and never stopped because they followed the directio
'Shampoo... rinse... repeat...'...
Why can you never buy a bottle of shampoo without 25 percent extra in it?
Xerox never comes up with anything original.