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• Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggi
• Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb.
  You aren't nearly through this adventure yet, he added, and that was pretty true as well....
• Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
• Life. Live it. Love it. Laugh at it.
• I live in my own place have never copied nobody even half, and at any master who lacks the grace to laugh at himself -- I laugh.
  -- inscribed over the door to Friedrich Nietzsche's house...
• Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
• Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh. -- Plucky Duck
• I am Bilbo of Borg. The assimilation goes ever on...
• Laugh at your troubles & you'll never run out of laughter.