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Never Let Any Mechanical Device Know You're In A Hurry.
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Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry.
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Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry.
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
-- Ralph's Observatio...
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.
-- Murphy's Thirty-First Law...
Never take any crap from a mechanical object.
Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0....
Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity.
But improve man, you gain a thousandfold. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142....
Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical device] Till I jam this down your throat!
-- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File...