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Never Make A Decision You Can Get Someone Else To Make.
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Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
-- Pfeifer's Principle
No one keeps a record of the decisions you could have made but didn't.%
Everyone keeps a record of your bad ones.
-- Corollary
Related:
Pfeifer's Principle: Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.
Rangnekar's Modified Rules Concerning Decisions 1) If you must make a decision, delay it.
2) If you can authorize someone else to avoid a decision, do so....
TAPE, MAGNETIC A form of storage, tape was especially developed to make it easy to record and re-record valuable images, sounds or data, onto it.
The tape can then be played back at will, before suddenly getting caught in the heads of your tape deck one day and consequently losing all the valuable images, sounds and/or data....
Always be willing to authorize someone else not to make the decision which you did not make, so in that manner they are unable to complain.
If you can't win, at least make the person ahead of you break the record.
Principal Skinner: Here's a whole box of unsealed envelopes for the PTA!
Bart: You're making me lick envelopes? P.S.: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun!...
The biggest mistake you can make is to believe that you are working for someone else.
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
Fyfe's Third Law of Revision - Corollary I...
Shelby: "If you cannot make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate unknow...