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Never Program And Drink Beer At The Same Time. -- Woltman's Law
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Never program and drink beer at the same time.
-- Woltman's Law
Related:
Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
-- real standing law in North Dakota, United States of America...
Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clydesdale horses.
SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
Beer! I'll drink to that!
Beer won't drive you to drink.
I brew the beer that I drink.
Try to never run out of altitude, airspeed, and luck all at the same time!
Meskimen's Law There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. -- Meskimen's Law