Never Tell The Platoon Sergeant You Have Nothing To Do. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #57

Never Tell The Platoon Sergeant You Have Nothing To Do. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #57

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Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #57

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