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• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates, is my choice for team captain.
  Cincinnatti was beating us 3-1, and I led off the bottom of the eighth with a walk....
• Third (base) ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you. -- Yogi Berra
• Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. -- Tom Lehre
• S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer!
• My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games.
  After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?...
• I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer.
  The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap....
• You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
  10,000.00....