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Never Trust An Automatic Pistol Or A D.A.'s Deal. -- John Dillinge
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Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
-- John Dillinger
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Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinge
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