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New Jersey Is Not The Armpit Of The Nation; It's The Asshole Of The Universe.
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New Jersey is not the armpit of the nation;
it's the asshole of the universe.
-- Jonathan Michael Smith
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Polluting New Jersey... like who's gonna notice?
The best thing about New Jersey...Leaving.
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. -- Andy Warhol