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• New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it.
  -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary...
• Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year.
  Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks....
• checkuary, n: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
• Quote #637 Man will always use his most advanced technology to amuse himself.
  -- David Crane (Creator of "Pitfall", (Atari 2600) Game of the Year 1982)...
• Middle age is a time of life that man first notices in his wife. -- Richard Armou