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• Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterma
• Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, Pay?...
• Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
• New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
  -- David Letterma...
• According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....
• According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....