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• No Lock can Hold Me. -- H. Houdini -- Famous Last Word
• It's nice to be nice to the nice. -- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
  if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
• What a foul smell, indeed, a gymnasium has! How it suggests a mixture of Salvation Army, elephant house, and county jail.
  -- H. L. Mencke...