Nice People Down South. They Take Their Guns Seriously.

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Nice people down South. They take their guns seriously. We passed a pickup
truck. It had a bumper sticker: "Guns Don't Kill People, I do!"
-- Jon Haymen

Guns don't kill people... bullets do.
Guns don't kill people, OS/2 salesmen do...
Guns don't kill people. Mailreaders kill people!
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Guns don't kill people... fast-moving projectiles do.
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people... death does.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....

Nice People Down South. They Take Their Guns Seriously.

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