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• If you voted for CLinton, You must have inhaled!
• In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports car it's impossible.
• Bimblur: Vision created by blonde in a red sports car on the freeway.
• When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
• All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A. -- M. M. Johnsto
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Messenger V1.0, the feel good tagline manager of the year.
• Beer won't love its sports car more than you. -- Men vs. Bee