Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;
One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.
-- Lord of the Disks
-- signature file of Andrew Cole, csed3cp@hatfield.ac.uk