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No! Don't touch my baby! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD!
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Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
Cat Problem: Picking hair off your keyboard.
Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands....
Get off your ASCII.