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• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Great American sport. Horseshoes is a very great game.
  I love it. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 4/5/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious.
  I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation....
• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• I am not going to focus on what I have done in the past what I stand for, what I articulate to the American people.
  The American people will judge me on what I am saying and what I have done in the last 12 years in the Congress....
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• I deserve respect for the things I did not do. -- Vice President Dan Quayle