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• No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Rangers won the Cup!
• No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Bruins won!
• No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Canadiens lost!
• When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
  Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark in the middle of my forehead....
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• Hey baby, it's getting late, I think I'm in the mood. -- Rush.
• I might as well exercise - I'm in a bad mood anyway.
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• Cartwright: "I must protest. To offer the Klingons safe haven within Federation space is *suicide*.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...