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• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County
  any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem....
• All dams are ugly, but the Glen Canyon Dam is sinful ugly. -- Edward Abbey
• All is One? But One is so Many! -- Edward Abbey
• There's nothing so obscene and depressing as an American Christmas. -- Edward Abbey
• Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. -- Edward Abbey
• Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
• There is no trajectory so pathetic as that of an artist in decline. -- Edward Abbey
• Vladimir Nabokov was a writer who cared nothing for music and whose favorite sport was the pursuit, capture, and murder of butterflies.
  This explains many things; for example, the fact that Nabokov's novels, for all their elegance and wit, resemble nothing so much as butterflies pinned to a board...
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....