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No Matter How Carefully You Shop For An Item, Once Bought, It Will Be On Sale Elsewhere Cheaper.
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No matter how carefully you shop for an item, once bought, it will be on sale
elsewhere cheaper.
-- Lewis's Law
Related:
Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable"....
The one item you want is never the one on sale. -- Finman's Principle
Paulg's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save. -- Paul's Law
Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
Deal's Second Law of Sailing: No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.