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No Matter How Careful One Is In Resealing The Inner Liner In A Cereal Box, It Will Tear Where It Is Glued To The Box.
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No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner
liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.
-- Stale's Law
Related:
otices a box of "Count Chocula" cereal with a cartoon of a vampire on it] Hmm.
I suppose this one looks a _bit_ like me. -- Mr....
How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
Appeal, vt. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw. -- Ambrose Bierce
It's all about doing the business where it matters in the 6 yard box.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.
How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one....
blue box n. 1. obs. Once upon a time, before all-digital switches made it possible for the phone companies to move them out of band
one could actually hear the switching tones used to route long-distance calls....