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No Matter How Friendly You Would Like To Be, It Is Not A Good Idea To Shake Hands With The Mechanic, Just After He Comes From Under The Car.
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No matter how friendly you would like to be, it is not a good idea to shake
hands with the mechanic, just after he comes from under the car.
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