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• A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee the night before instead of the morning after.
  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
• Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. -- Turkish Proverb
• Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
  -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Saying...
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon. -- Jilly Coope