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• Abraham Lincoln always said you can't fool all the people all of the time.
  But Abraham Lincoln was fooling when he said that. -- Mark Russell...
• I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
• No matter how good it is, there's always better.
• It would seem that no matter how you slice it, it still comes up Velveeta.
• I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five?
  No, four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
• Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.
  C. -- Firesign Theatre's HOW TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE...
• How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
  Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...