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Anybody got a cigarette? Thanks very much, sir--I left mine in the machine. -- London Lee
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When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water....
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
How many humans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Not sure; I only know it takes only one to press the button which obliterates them all....
Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize.
What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that....
If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me
No thanks... I don't do Windows.
More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!