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Non-Alcoholic Beer -- Oxymoro
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Non-Alcoholic Beer
-- Oxymoron
Related:
A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.
When are they going to make Non-alcoholic ZIMA?
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
Beer.....beer...beer.....beer....beer....beer.....beer.
Are you still an ALCOHOLIC? -- Zippy the Pinhead
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