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• Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...
• Beware the ides of March. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act i, Sc. 2
• Once again dread deed is done. Canon sleeps, his all-knowing eye shaded to human chance and circumstance.
  Peace reigns anew o'er Pine Valley, but Canon's sleep is troubled....
• Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
  Marge: You're not a god, Homer. Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting....
• There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
  -- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner, in "Time", 3 April 1989...
• Be wary of strong drink.
• Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.