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No One Has Yet Programmed A Computer To Be Of Two Minds About A Hard Problem Or To Burst Out Laughing.
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No one has yet programmed a computer to be of two minds about a hard
problem or to burst out laughing.
-- Lewis Thomas
Related:
Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science
along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers....
visionary n. 1. One who hacks vision, in the sense of an Artificial Intelligence researcher working on the problem of getting computers to `see' things using TV cameras.
(There isn't any problem in sending information from a TV camera to a computer....
visionary: n. 1. One who hacks vision, in the sense of an Artificial Intelligence researcher working on the problem of getting computers to `see' things using TV cameras.
(There isn't any problem in sending information from a TV camera to a computer....
The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....
People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself.
But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates....
Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot.
Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained....
Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot.
Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained....