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• The following is a memorandum from the director of personnel to the president of Get-Away Airlines.
  "Since our mechanics are responsible for inspecting and maintaining our aircraft, Get-Away Airlines should pay to send them to the Quality-Care Seminar, a two-week seminar on proper maintenance procedures....
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  Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an effect on our characters, lives, or destinies?...
• Only a few industrious Scots perhaps, who indeed are dispersed over the face of the whole earth.
  But as for them, there are no greater friends to Englishmen and England, when they are out on 't, in the world, than they are....
• Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time.
  But the present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own....
• It was a saying of the ancients, "Truth lies in a well
  and to carry on this metaphor, we may justly say that logic does supply us with steps, whereby we may go down to reach the water....
• Do not expect to arrive at certainty in every subject which you pursue.
  There are a hundred things wherein we mortals. . ....
• Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight?
  Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world!...
• Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them.
  -- Carl Schurz...