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And sometimes the bear eats you.
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Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you.
There is a bear following you around.
Asses are made to bear and so are you!
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Thing
you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it....
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested by bears.
Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
People have to learn sometimes not only how much the heart, but how much the head, can bear.
-- Maria Mitchell...
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.