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• Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  -- real standing law in North Dakota, United States of America...
• Maryland law makes it illegal to knock a freight train off the tracks.
• Macomb, Illinois, law makes it illegal for a car to impersonate a wolf.
• Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
• Him that makes shoes go barefoot himself.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
• Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.