"And the Angel of the Lord dropped upon him, yea verily, saying:
My left hand carries iron, The right one steel.
If the left don't gitcha, Then the right one will."
-- The Preacher gives his slightly warped version of, from GRIMJACK
How many
aerobics instructors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there
going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to
the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and
put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the
right, and to the right....