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• So you say you're a hypochondriac. How do you know you just don't think you're a hypochondriac?
  -- Charade...
• Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
  -- Winston Churchill Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund....
• Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
  -- F. J. Raymond...
• Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as receiving an income tax refund.
• Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as as receiving a income tax refund.
• Stop and think about this for a minute. Here is a guy running for President that is willing to spend umpteen million dollars to obtain the office
  and while you are right there in his presence, he is telling you how he is going to balance the budget....
• If you really want to experience frustration, try telling some pessimist how nice they look and getting some enthusiam going.