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• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head] Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
  Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall....
• Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.
• What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?