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Nothing Screws Up A Good Story Like An Eyewitness.
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Nothing screws up a good story like an eyewitness.
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Handymen like good screws.
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[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
To make a long story short... there's nothing like having the boss walk in.
Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.
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Almost nothing is impossible if you put the screws to the right people.
Nothing can help this story. . .
There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....